Saturday, June 24, 2006

too funny

i hope yours works better, mike

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, let's see here. $400K...the lawyer takes a third...down to about $260K...over a 10 year period. So, you can get paid $26k per year for 10 years to walk around with an erection? I think I could do that.

Mike at the urologist

Anonymous said...

I bet you could, Mike. How annoying can a perpetual 2 inch erection be?

Anonymous said...

I wonder what the racist white lib males and the racist black socialist will say about the next black conservative...and the next one...and the next one. Uncle this...house that. I'd go ahead and replay the attempted clarence thomas digital character lynching. And how MTJ, supporter of the epitome of racism and sexism, calls ANYONE a racist escapes me like logic to a lib.

Mike at the former residence of that old grey lady

Anonymous said...

MTJ is a racist. That is true. He has said many times that he is okay with programs that give him an advantage based on his skin color.


I think that Mike and pup embryo is the same guy.

Anonymous said...

These all look like black guys to me.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13615941/

Anonymous said...

I thought we changed black to racially challenged.

The product of the lib religion in the black community is what I see here. First, the broken homes. Second, the worthless public education (and not for a lack of funding). Third, the hip hop culture and its effects. Then, the black muslim prison culture. What a great religion!

Mike...for 2

Anonymous said...

First, the division of men and women by skin color. Second, the division of men and women fiscally. Third, the worthless public education (and not for lack of funding). Then, any religious culture.


anonymous interception! he's going! going! GONE! TOUCHDOWN!!!

Anonymous said...

To not mention the broken families is "ignant." To not mention the poisonous hip hop culture is speeding down "ignant" avenue. To not mention the black muslim prison culture is flying "ignant" airlines.

Mike...offensive holding...touchdown no good

Anonymous said...

The 500 shells were degraded. Useless against us, the Kurds, the Iranians, the Jews...get a fucking grip, LilPuss. It's exactly this shit that makes us all doubt you.

"But they were working on making the shelflife longer..."<-- what you want to say.

Back to the PROGRAMS for WMDs...well fuck you and your Mulberry Bush, I'm through going 'round and 'round. I'm thirty bucks away from buying you a one-way ticket to Iraq.

One of my friends came back a few months ago and the guy is so fucked up now it isn't even funny; his wife left him while he was away, he can't drive a car without pulling over every 5 minutes because he thinks he sees a shadow ducking down behind a bush or a sign, he has nightmares EVERY night (hell, I had nightmares for a week after just seeing some of the pictures he had) and I'm sure the firecrackers bother him... WHY!? For your stupid fucking degraded WMDs!? Mike, help me out, what's the word I'm looking for... oh yeah, "SHIT!!!"

Anonymous said...

I was promsied cheap gas.

Where is it?

Anonymous said...

I can tell you are a white male lib for a few reasons, new person afraid to identify yourself. Your last two comments are classic. First, you know you are wrong about the WMDs but you still not even half-heartedly argue the point. Second (and this solidifies it) is your last comment. 11 minutes after two comments ago, you inserted an irrelevant point. This irrelevant point means that you lost the WMD arguement but you still had to feel like you won something. I wouldn't even call it a cheap jab, I'd call it yet another lib misunderstanding.

Who promised you cheap gas? What determines price? Oh, I forgot. Economics has no place in the lib religion. It is blasphemy. Well, allow me to help since you refuse to educate yourself.

Supply, demand, and government intrusion determine price. Let me prove the government part of price. What is the difference between the price of gas in Kansas and Missouri? Only a lib would argue this point. Then, we come to supply and demand. The demand for oil in economics is called inelastic. This means that no matter what the price is, quantity demanded remains the same (basically). So, there is only one way to lower price (excluding cutting government intrusion): increase supply. So, the question is: how do we increase supply? There is only one way and no lib will do it: elect real conservatives. We can't drill in ANWAR why? Congress. We can't drill off-shore why? Congress. Any drilling requires congressional approval unfortunately. The blame lies at the feet of the bought OIL democrats and lib republicans.

Mike...wondering what the best way is to destroy traffic cameras

Anonymous said...

While the location of my cheap gas from Iraq is a good question, it was not mine.

More drilling in 'Murica is all we need, right? Why would you even make such a ridiculous comment? It only furthers my theory that you are not what you pretend to be. The things you try to do on the radio and the things you put on the blog show your ass in a way that MUST be intentional.

Bigdog, read your posts again...slowly. I know you didn't use those exact words in that exact order.

Annie on a moose...laughing WITH not AT Mike.

Anonymous said...

Black Power!

Al

Anonymous said...

Double Black Power!!

Alonzo Washington

Anonymous said...

Triple Black Power!!!

Jesse

Anonymous said...

If you think that increasing supply does not lower price, you are just a typical, ignorant lib. Get over yourself. Realize that you have opened your mouth and removed all doubt. You remind me of Anna in War & Peace.

Mike...boom goes the dynamite

Anonymous said...

Big Dog, this person can't reason. The truth is irrelevant in their religion. Imagine what this idiot lib would say if we found atomic bombs. It would say the same thing. The template is set: all republicans bad, all libs above reproach. These people freak over Bush who is a lib under the wrong political party. But, they would say the same things they said about Bush about a real conservative. I mean, spending is at an all-time high. Increases in spending higher than socialist hero, LBJ. The racist and sexist affirmative action still exists. Abortion still occurs legally. Terrorists are still living. The border is wide open. Where is Bush a conservative is my question?

Mike...wondering how France beat Brasil

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1hyqA6UTY

Brazilians have had a bad year -- maybe this opiate can help them. It would be nice to see them win the WC against Portugal. Though, der Deutsch Faulk have been playing some great defense in the past couple games.

Aspririn

Anonymous said...

My determination is that any "work in progress" that Saddam may or may not have had could have been neutralized without all the murder. I don't think he had any active programs but he probably wanted them. I guess if Bush was thinking of firing nukes at China, that would give China the justification to kill me and my family. Or would it? How about you answer that for me, LilP?

As for Supply and Demand (Mike), wouldn't less demand lower prices as well? Wouldn't less demand have other positive effects besides price?

If I thought it would help I'd pray for you two.

Anne on a moose...taking candy from babies.

Anonymous said...

Funny video.

Mike

Anonymous said...

Yes, cutting demand would, by default, create the same situation. So, lib legislation is the answer. I sense a peanut farmer and a misery index.

Refusing to learn from history...a common error. Thank you but I prefer single digit inflation if we are going to contiue with a paper money soceity.

Mike...2

Anonymous said...

[Mexican] Gang Accused of Conspiring to Kill Blacks

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-gangs4jul04,0,7027293.story?coll=la-home-headlines

Mike

Anonymous said...

The first little piggy had a house made all of straws.
He liked to use words to build communication walls.
His semantics never worked, his gimmick plain as day-
Then the Big Bad Wolf came to visit Fairway.

"Open up your door and let me in.
Your wordplay annoys me and my patience wears thin."
Now, everybody knows that the Big Bad Wolf doesn't play
so it suprised him a bit when he heard the piggy say,

"I can't let you in 'cause you're not really out,
any idiot would know what I'm talking about.
The difference between being out or in, as I'm sure you know-",
but by the time he'd said THAT much the wolf was through the window.

All they found of the Fairway pig were his hooves and his tail,
while the Big Bad Wolf sauntered down the trail.

The second little pig had a house made all of wood.
He stayed locked inside every moment that he could
listening to talk radio or surfing on the net
or going through his collection of Playgirl and Jet.

The Big Bad Wolf showed up one sunny day.
When he got to the door the little piggy heard him say,
"Open up this door you dirty little thing,
I know you're only pranking radio shows or masturbating!"
In the middle of a spank session the pig could only think 'RUN'
but when he opened the back door he was blinded by the Sun.
The little piggy knew that this had to be it,
he uttered one word..."shit"...

The third little pig had a house made all of stone,
you could always find him gnawing some bone.
You see, this little piggy fancied himself a dog
even though he had hooves and his last name was Hogg.
He would gnaw any bone his masters would throw
until the Big Bad Wolf came to say hello.

"Open this door I know who you are
and I find your desire to be a dog bizarre."

"I AM a dog," the lil' pig retorted,
"it's you who is a pig," then he ironically snorted.
Next came a move the wolf could not expect,
the pig dove from the roof attacking the wolfs' neck.
"Cripes, you're a Nutbag," the Big Bad Wolf said
just before he bit off the little piggys' head.

Anne on a moose...feeling Grimm

Anonymous said...

What a fag!

Mike

Anonymous said...

America vs. Libs
July 5, 2006

1-0
North Korean missles fail

1-1
North Korea actually fires missles

1-2
Oil hits all-time high

2-2
Rush not to be charged for viagra

2-3
France beats Portugal

3-3
Israel approves stepped up attacks on Hamas

4-3
Conservative wins presidency in Mexico

Mike...4-3 America wins...libs do the usual and blame the score-counter

Anonymous said...

You didn't like my story, Mike? I don't know if you're aware, but the second little piggy was YOU. I know I left out Russ and George so I put them in a revised version of Hansel and Gretel. I think you'd like THAT one (not only because you don't play the gay freak recluse) it has sex and violence in it, too. It turned out 3 or 4 times longer that The Lil Pigs, but I may post it anyway...but you have to use the "magic" word. Also, I was wondering who America was playing in your silly game? The world?

Anne on a moose...so sexy it hurts.

Anonymous said...

America vs. libs
July 6, 2006

1-0
Conservative president in mexico declares victory

2-0
Lib loser vows to fight mexican election results in court

2-1
New Jersey raises sales tax from 6% to 7%

3-1
New York rules against gay marriage

4-1
Georgia Supreme Court upholds ban on gay marriage

5-1
Accuser of Marines in rape case admits lying

5-2
Record levels of abortion in Britain

5-3
Oil hits another all-time high

5-4
NYC Mayor actually says, "we need illegals"

Mike...5-4 America wins

Anonymous said...

My comment about cheap gas was a stab at irony since Iraq’s oil was supposed to pay for the war and to reconstruct the country but we all know how that is turning out.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13741752/

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11880954/

Even if the U.S. exits Iraq within another three years, total direct and indirect costs to U.S. taxpayers will likely by more than $400 billion, and one estimate puts the total economic impact at up to $2 trillion.

The Pentagon is spending about $6 billion a month on the war in Iraq, or about $200 million a day, according to the CBO. That is about the same as the gross domestic product of Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

Yellow card
Somalia for trying to play a 7th century game with 20th century toys.

Red card
N. Korea for Kim Jong-il not visiting Grace Land.

Unsportmanship conduct warning
Isreal for running out of misquito repellent in Gaza.

Double down! It's a sure bet. This desert is like a big slot machine, bring your wagons -- just dig a hole, and black gold comes up from the ground. Saddam, bin Laden and Castro all vacation together in the south of France. I heard bin Laden peed in the pool last year. If we go to the sandbox in the right time of year, Saddams sister will even shave her cooche. KBR will provide the patriotic 3 blade razor made in China, for a warzone discount.

Headless in Acapulco

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFdorllzVJw&


Funny clip

Anonymous said...

Nice hit piece on American troops, you anti-american, anti-military, ignorant, white male lib castrata.

Mike

Anonymous said...

http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/08/adam-carolla-hangs-up-on-coulter/

Now this is a funny clip.
Shooting a car with 9 M&M's is just pathedic.

Haji

Anonymous said...

If you're a soldier in a "war", forced into killing other men women and children, witnessing the brutality EVERY SINGLE DAY, bombs tearing people apart (ours and theirs), would you come home and tell yourself it was all about rich men getting richer? Or would you rather believe it was all for "good"? Support our troops by getting them the fuck out of Iraq.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mike: what is even more funny is that you watched the clip.

ROFL

Anonymous said...

First, the Jewish property confiscated from them in Spain filled the royal treasury. Second, Columbus enlisted the assistance of Don Isaac Abravenal, "a prominent Jewish banker," to underwrite the historic trip, who, in turn, enlisted the help of three other Jewish bankers, Luis de Santangel, Gabriel Sanchez and Abraham Senior. Professor H.P Adams of Johns Hopkins claimed that "not jewels, but Jews were the real financial basis of the first expedition of Columbus,"41 Third, Colon's crew included Consersos (Jews who converted to Christianity, usually by having been tortured into doing so) and Marranos (secret Jews). The man who charted the course, Judah Cresques, was "known as 'the map Jew' head of the Portuguese School of Navigation in Lisbon," and provided for Colon. "Abraham ben Zacuto, a Jewish professor at the University of Salamanca," provided "almanacs and astronomical tables." Both the ship's physician, Mestre Bernal, and Marco, the surgeon, were Jews. Luis de Torres, "the official interpreter for the expedition," also was Jewish and probably stepped on the Caribbean islands first.42



Jews and Slaves

The real deal.

http://www.nbufront.org/html/FRONTalView/ArticlesPapers/CMcIntyre_SlaveSystem2.html


George in white sheet.

Anonymous said...

http://adl.cc/jewwatchusa/

Anonymous said...

America vs. libs
July 10, 2006

1-0
France loses World Cup

2-0
Massachusetts court backs "gay marriage" on ballot

3-0
Online gambling under attack in congress

3-1
China's trade surplus hits record in june

3-2
Michael Moore sets sights on health care industry [endorsing DMV-style health care]

3-3
India's space rocket disinegrates after blast-off

4-3
West mounts secret war to keep nuclear North Korea in check

5-3
Japan considers strike against North Korea

5-4
4,000 American "parents" go uncharged for first-degree murder of their own children today

Mike

Anonymous said...

This one is for the white male fag lib.

http://filecabi.net/video/aintalltherestfu.html

Mike...stick it high and deep

Anonymous said...

I wonder if anyone at all even goes to your links...

Anonymous said...

What the arrested "terrorists" last month really planned to blow up **and they could afford it!


-Mild

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
I wonder if anyone at all even goes to your links... "


......learn basic HTML and I might

Anonymous said...

America vs. libs
July 11, 2006

1-0
Novak comes out swinging

2-0
Novak comes out swinging on Fox news

2-1
myspace.com becomes most trafficked US web site [promotes sexual deviance]

3-1
NASA uses space age droid satelites [showing that capitalism is the best]

4-1
Satelite photos detect activity at North Korean missle bases

5-1
Bombs hit Bombay trains during rush hour

6-1
US budget deficit forecast cut by 33%

Mike

Anonymous said...

18. Modern leftist philosophers tend to dismiss reason, science, objective reality and to insist that everything is culturally relative. It is true that one can ask serious questions about the foundations of scientific knowledge and about how, if at all, the concept of objective reality can be defined. But it is obvious that modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality. They attack these concepts because of their own psychological needs. For one thing, their attack is an outlet for hostility, and, to the extent that it is successful, it satisfies the drive for power. More importantly, the leftist hates science and rationality because they classify certain beliefs as true (i.e., successful, superior) and other beliefs as false (i.e. failed, inferior). The leftist's feelings of inferiority run so deep that he cannot tolerate any classification of some things as successful or superior and other things as failed or inferior. This also underlies the rejection by many leftists of the concept of mental illness and of the utility of IQ tests. Leftists are antagonistic to genetic explanations of human abilities or behavior because such explanations tend to make some persons appear superior or inferior to others. Leftists prefer to give society the credit or blame for an individual's ability or lack of it. Thus if a person is "inferior" it is not his fault, but society's, because he has not been brought up properly.

http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Author:Theodore_Kaczynski

Anonymous said...

Russ, I can't believe you grant them the compliment of philosopher. They are just partisan hacks. Let's say that the republicans put up another lib republican like Bush. Take all the things they say about Bush and insert the new name. That is what the libs will sound like from 2009-2017. I just wonder if a democrat will be elected the only way a democrat can get elected for president in 2008: a fake/weak republican candidate and a conservative for a third party.

Imagine this: Dean for the libocrats, McCain for the republicans, and Tancredo for the conservative independent. Though it may be close, I think the psycho anti-american libs (Dean) would win.

Frankly, if the fringe democrat group, Al Qaeda, keeps up the international attacks, republicans win.

Mike...and now for the score

Anonymous said...

America vs. libs
July 12, 2006

1-0
Hezbollah captures two Israeli soldiers

1-1
Feds may require HIV screening for all adults [damn the gays have a strong lobby]

2-1
Paralyzed man moves computer cursor through thought

2-2
Army to end Halliburton deal

2-3
EU fines Microsoft $357,000,000

3-3
House democrats use image of soldiers coffins in campaign video

3-4
Oil rises about $75/barrel

4-4
Death toll in India train bombings at 200 and counting

4-5
Iran military engineers on hand for North Koreas missle launch

5-5
UN oversteps; US protects second amendment

6-5
Missle defense element successfully flight tested

Mike...wondering if the Alex Jones democrats [BEN JOHNSON] have already blamed Bush for the Bombay bombings

Anonymous said...

So, has Ben said, "Better muslim slave than dead yet?"

Mike...gets the 3, fouled on the shot, makes the free throw...count 'em

Anonymous said...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060713/wl_uk_afp/britainemploymentracism_060713064645;_ylt=AkN1_FhvhjE8t2yaJysQlrus0NUE


Man barred from British royal palace job for being white


http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1152262909/Comcast_Repair_Guy

Anonymous said...

just what Bush needed.


The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the information, said about 100 Iranian soldiers are in Lebanon and helped fire the Iranian-made, radar-guided C-102 at the ship that killed one and left three missing.

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention that Wilson and his wife are lib trash.

Mike

Anonymous said...

Russ, we have to pick a side in the recently-escalated israeli-arab conflict, for lack of a better word. So, my question to you is, which side do we choose: A democratic nation that is a questionable ally at best or arabs who want to kill every non-arab non-right-kind-of-muslim?

Mike

Anonymous said...

Big Dog, after last night (yet again), I might even buy a television and cable if Hannity and Colmes was replaced by Dog and Justice.

Seriously, though, Big Dog. Do you think MTJ is interested in the truth? or any other lib for that matter? MTJ thinks slavery or Jim Crow is right around the corner, for God's sake.

It would be much better for you to just listen to the libs for what they are: arrogant intellectual infants. No, MTJ isn't arrogant which is one of the key things which separate the black socialist from the white lib male. The black socialists think that the government is helping their people. MTJ actually thinks, as if he missed the last 40+ years, that the government is helping the poor and downtrodden. I mean, do you hear him speak of the government as a glorified body doing only good in the right (dem) hands. That is just ignorant compassion whereas the white lib male thinks he knows everything like his mommy told him every day. The point is that MTJ thinks he is helping people. He is, as we all know, compassionate. He just refuses to open ONE DAMN ECONOMICS TEXT!!!

Last night, when the libs were discussing minimum wage, I heard everything but reality. It should be this way. It should be that way, etc. In reality, the market determines wage. Go through the help wanted ads in Kansas City and I'll bet you that not one job listed in the KC STAR Sunday help wanted ads pays minimum wage...even with all the illegals. The one single reason a minimum wage discussion even exists is because of the our worthless politicians allowing the illegals entrance into the work force. If the market (supply-demand) has an increase in supply, demand, and therefore price, drops. Here is where the discussion ends...in the first damn chapter of a decent economics text.

You see, libs aren't ignorant; they just know so much that isn't so.

Mike...720 degree slam dunk

Anonymous said...

Forgive me for I was incorrect on my last entry. When supply of anything increases, the demand may remain the same but the price will definately fall. So, we shouldn't be discussing a minimum wage; we should be discussing the illegal alien problem as C. Hill mentions from time to time.

As we all know, the devil-worshipping democrats having nothing to say about the illegals like the worthless half of the republican party (Bush included). The illegals affect the black population the most. What I mean by that is throughout the 20th century, black unemployment has always been 5-10% above the national unemployment percentage, with the exception of the 1930s. So, basically, if the black "leadership" actually cared about blacks, they would be vehemently against the invasion of illegals. My point is that if blacks unite against the illegals politically and threaten to jump the democrat ship, then the democrats would sing a new and different song.

I beg the blacks to unite and threaten the democrats. Let us not forget that the democrats have no control without the blacks.

If you remain silent on the illegal issue, you have NOTHING to say about black wages and unemployment.

Mike...black power...over the damn democrats

Anonymous said...

Well Mike champion of the black man I am on neither side of the new war going on in the Middle East.
Let both sides kill each other off...why should I care?


Russ

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Russ. Though in your mind that is an insult, it is, to me, a high compliment.

You are right, Russ. Why should you care about what goes on in the middle east...while oil rests over $70? Why would you ever worry about the middle east...9/11? We should remain isolationists after all...world war I and II. I mean, the jews do nothing for the world...Iraq's FORMER nuclear facility. The arabs have nothing to offer anyway...like our numbering system.

Mike...don't fake the funk or your nose will grow, Russ