Friday, April 07, 2006

welcome to the future

Just imagine if this were on every phone.

No more wondering about the location of your child or teen. Keep an up-to-the-minute progress on their location.

Locate your child on any computer with Internet Access or call our toll free hotline and they can do a remote locate for you 1-877-229-2287.
Currently, locate and tracking information is stored indefinitely.
Set safe zones to alert parents when loved one enters or leaves designated areas.
Restrict incoming and outgoing calls to pre-selected numbers.
Phone locations updated every 60 seconds.
Locate loved ones on city map or aerial view.
View tracking path of phone.
Know speed and direction phone is traveling.
Now you can know your children are safe, even when they’re out of your sight.


But wait! It's everywhere!

4 comments:

Judas Juice said...

I doubt a person under 18 is legally binded to a cell phone contract.

"Koskenkorva is very good." —Ronald Reagan

Anonymous said...

By law, one must be at least age 18 to have "contractual capacity." So, no, a person under the age of 18 is not legally binded to a contract of any kind.

I do not worry so much about GPS on cell phones for a few reasons. Just wait until robots enter the police force so we can have a cop on every block. We all know the government has no problem spending our money so price would not matter "if it saves just one life." Robots which may detain individuals. Robots which may shoot individuals. This inevitability is what we should fear the most. Even the cameras at every intersection, funded by us with kickbacks to politicians, are not as much of a threat.

Mike Waldo Barnes

Judas Juice said...

The law is from Finland. Overthere, things are things are different. I tried googling it. But I don't care enough. Hold your cell phone to your speakers. Wait a couple minutes... A ramen.

Anonymous said...

Judas, that brings up a good modern philosophical question: if one can not find something on google, does that something exist?

Miguel en Estados Unidos